Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
Randomize
