woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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