Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
pray to the hookup gods
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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