OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
im having a threesome with these popsicles
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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