awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
Randomize