She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
farters have to be the big spoon...
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
Randomize
