What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
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