My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
Randomize
