So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
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