We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
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