One girl and one boy is just not enough.
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
I need a hoe opinion
go on
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
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