these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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