ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
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