Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
i just had sex bonerless
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
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