What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
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