He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Dignity is for republicans.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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