member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
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