He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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