I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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