This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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