So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
The guy in front of me in line at Starbucks looks kinda like Danica Patrick except he has a huge boner.
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
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