do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
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