dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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