She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
So much Jack, so little girl.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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