I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
Randomize
