no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
Randomize
