She said her name was "party"
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
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