you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
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