she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
Randomize
