i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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