I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
You are a genius and a whore.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
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