Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
sarcasm needs its own font
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
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