..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
Did you pee in the oven last night??
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