Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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