I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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