im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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