It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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