I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
It's shark week go big or go home
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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