I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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