I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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