Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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