and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
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