i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
I currently don't understand fingers.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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