Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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