The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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