she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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