Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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