i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
Sober January is a disaster.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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