Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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