she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
My vagina is officially offended.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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