He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
false alarm, still single
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