There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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