is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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