called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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